i find that a lot of people do not even know how to kiss!
难怪那些不会讲话的人也不会kiss,舌头是硬的。 i bet 胡兰成是个good kisser,舌灿莲花的。
- Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/25/2009
先喝杯咖啡(茶、茅台、伏特加、王老吉、绞股蓝、红茶菌、敌敌畏 -- 是自己喜好的最有味的东东就成)
然后看一出cult电影
再用油漱漱口
这样是否能有改进?
玛雅快开讲堂吧......
(如果有人在嘀咕为什么要会kiss,会讲话,要liberate your tongue,
请先注册liberal001课。经济危机时期是重返学堂的好时机......) - Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/25/2009
If you were a dentist or hygienist, you would never want to kiss somebody else except the one you really love. - Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/25/2009
考验爱情的时候到了:现在流行swan flu (不浪漫者都说成了swine flu),若还真kiss
就是真爱情。否则赶快离婚算了。老方可能不必操心。 - Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/25/2009
st e dou wrote:
考验爱情的时候到了:现在流行swan flu (不浪漫者都说成了swine flu)
先知这么浪漫啊,说得人人都想冒险啃一口了:)) - Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/26/2009
好笨啊,kiss 的时候唾液是甜的,有杀菌的分子在里面。;-)
Hu Lancheng wrote:
If you were a dentist or hygienist, you would never want to kiss somebody else except the one you really love. - Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/26/2009
自嘲
春江水暖鸭先知
引颈高歌鹅不是
取次花丛难回顾
半缘修道半白痴
(作者“赏析”:“鸭先知”和“修道白痴”都是自谦之语。;-) )
老瓦 wrote:
st e dou wrote:先知这么浪漫啊,说得人人都想冒险啃一口了:))
考验爱情的时候到了:现在流行swan flu (不浪漫者都说成了swine flu) - Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/26/2009
e dou master is very romantic! I like the poem.
st e dou wrote:
自嘲
春江水暖鸭先知
引颈高歌鹅不是
取次花丛难回顾
半缘修道半白痴
(作者“赏析”:“鸭先知”和“修道白痴”都是自谦之语。;-) )
老瓦 wrote:
st e dou wrote:先知这么浪漫啊,说得人人都想冒险啃一口了:))
考验爱情的时候到了:现在流行swan flu (不浪漫者都说成了swine flu) - Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/26/2009
- Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/26/2009
StiffTongue wrote:
"good kisser" ? Kiss what? Butt? :-) :-) :-)
then a good advice to you, brush your teeth with toilet brush, and don't smile before you fix your teeth. - posted on 04/26/2009
there already are many books on this subject:
The Kissing Book: Everything You Need to Know (Hardcover)
is a fun book to start...
rzp wrote:
先喝杯咖啡(茶、茅台、伏特加、王老吉、绞股蓝、红茶菌、敌敌畏 -- 是自己喜好的最有味的东东就成)
然后看一出cult电影
再用油漱漱口
这样是否能有改进?
玛雅快开讲堂吧......
(如果有人在嘀咕为什么要会kiss,会讲话,要liberate your tongue,
请先注册liberal001课。经济危机时期是重返学堂的好时机......) - Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/26/2009
That's a very good advice to all the KAOers and CAOers.
哈哈哈 ...
maya wrote:
then a good advice to you, brush your teeth with toilet brush, and don't smile before you fix your teeth. - Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/26/2009
no wonder that you are such a germ phobia, you are so low and dirty yourself..check with a hygienist, PLEASE, we all beg you to go.
StiffTongue wrote:
That's a very good advice to all the KAOers and CAOers.
- posted on 04/26/2009
哈哈,这条线好玩儿!
几年前,我被选为"supper instructor" (一共7位)在本地的一个最主要的电视台做下午的live show (现场节目)。任务是:每一位instructor要在3分钟里教两位主持人一堂课,事先主持人只知道他们会在一个钟头里上一些课程,但是完全不知道是些什么课程,保密做得很好,主持人戴着眼罩候场(不许看每节课事先的摆台),在画外音说:XXX and XXX the next class is.....主持人才可以拿下眼罩,instructor 开讲.... 最后一节课的题目是:Kiss 。Instructor 讲了Kiss的物理、化学、生物等等一堆原理和一堆技巧后,当然要主持人做“课堂练习”了,女主持人当场变脸,拒绝“练习”,节目请出了事先安排的男主持人的太太出场和男主持人“练习”Kiss. 我还真地“学”到了一些从来没有注意的东西,呵呵。
- posted on 04/26/2009
You don't know what a germ phobia means, do you? But I know you are not one. :-) :-) :-) Stay with those Low and dirty words ---- Cao and Kao. It is you that took those low and dirty words to your own website, not anybody else. :-)
I thought you were on the road as you claimed you were and it turned out it's all fake, and that pair of jeans with two holes on the butt wasn't cool, was it? :-)
Be cool. :-)
maya wrote:
no wonder that you are such a germ phobia, you are so low and dirty yourself..check with a hygienist, PLEASE, we all beg you to go.
- posted on 04/26/2009
StiffTongue wrote:
You don't know what a germ phobia means, do you? But I know you are not one. :-) :-) :-) Stay with those Low and dirty words ---- Cao and Kao. It is you that took those low and dirty words to your own website, not anybody else. :-)
I thought you were on the road as you claimed you were and it turned out it's all fake, and that pair of jeans with two holes on the butt wasn't cool, was it? :-)
拙舌既然是熟人,就以本色相见吧,谁也不是承受不起什么,这里的大侠好象没有几个在乎面子的,都挺有抵抗力,所以反而是带着马甲说话就显得自己先矮了一截。 - Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/26/2009
Joey wrote:
拙舌既然是熟人,就以本色相见吧,
哈,Joey/周宇,你在咖啡伊甸都玩儿的,真的认不出拙舌/jufan是谁吗,这位MM讲话的方式就是她的signature呀,我觉着很本色嘛,当然还有另一个本色,不知是不是一体之两面 :)猜错了的话,见谅。 - Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/27/2009
浮生 wrote:
Joey wrote:哈,Joey/周宇,你在咖啡伊甸都玩儿的,真的认不出拙舌/jufan是谁吗,这位MM讲话的方式就是她的signature呀,我觉着很本色嘛,当然还有另一个本色,不知是不是一体之两面 :)猜错了的话,见谅。
拙舌既然是熟人,就以本色相见吧,
你以为我是故意装糊涂啊?这等骂街的事我虽然反感,但也没那个闲心和能力去猜什么。 - Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/27/2009
其实这位MM的舌功比谁都凶啊,骂大街比泼妇凶多了,那个网她不去CAO?每次被踢走后,过不了几天就"忍无可忍"了,又来找骂了,可怜啊。
浮生 wrote:
Joey wrote:哈,Joey/周宇,你在咖啡伊甸都玩儿的,真的认不出拙舌/jufan是谁吗,这位MM讲话的方式就是她的signature呀,我觉着很本色嘛,当然还有另一个本色,不知是不是一体之两面 :)猜错了的话,见谅。
拙舌既然是熟人,就以本色相见吧, - Re: ..posted on 04/27/2009
昨天在华盛顿特区有暴徒在IMF周围的银行用油漆破坏、并砸碎了银行的一些玻璃。
那些暴徒中有人接受采访时说他们有住房的权(rights)、那些权被银行收走了。
那些破坏无辜业主的财产的暴徒都是脑残者。 - Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/27/2009
网友 wrote:
其实这位MM的舌功比谁都凶啊,骂大街比泼妇凶多了,那个网她不去CAO?每次被踢走后,过不了几天就"忍无可忍"了,又来找骂了,可怜啊。
哦,呵呵,我放心了
[编辑过了] - posted on 04/27/2009
在玛雅,您可能有条线没看。下面是连接。如果连接不好,请找这条线:“在路上 ---- 菊子”。
http://www.mayacafe.com/forum/topic1sp.php3?tkey=1239937171
2个MAYA的POSTS如下:
1,(a reply to GZ)
kao,写得laodao就是这玩意儿? 字,原来这么不值钱了,c-a-o。
你以为玩文字艺术的都那么回事儿啊,谁不都是家里有点儿银子的或者吃着软饭的?没银子的敢玩这些?切,你还以为自已混过码头?
就是传记都TMD的涂脂抹粉, watch porn, better for you.
2,(a reply to GZ) If I wanted to hear from an ass hole, I would fart.
我只是用玛雅自己的字。有点讽刺她的意思,仅此而已。
您以后要把帖子都读完了,再发言。玛雅网上那么多人,都没有发言,因为他们都知道事情的来因。
所以那两个坏字都是从那里来的。知道了?呵呵。。。
就是在这条线上,俺也没先开始骂。您再去看看,谁先说坏话的。
当然,俺也有不对的地方。 SORRY。 下不为例。
浮生一并谢过。
- Re: liberate your tongue! you are too stiff!posted on 04/27/2009
找我干吗?有话就说,不要把马甲换来换去了。 - posted on 04/27/2009
您看看您下面2个帖子是不是 DOUBLE STANDARD。
为什么您认为玛雅可以用“CAO”字?别的网有引用她的话就是“骂大街”?您自己读读自己的帖子吧。大家都应有是非标准吧?
另一方面,到底谁匈?谁骂大街?谁杀人?谁造谣?谁被踢?谁找骂?
其实您是谁这个网上大家都知道。你不如玛雅爽快。
这个网是让一个人给毁了。就是心眼太小,太小家子气,太容不了人。坏(corrupt)了一网人。这么多有才的人,真真是白白浪费了。还好,好多才人另有出路, 说明他(她)们很有眼光。衷心祝贺他们。
1,
网友 wrote:
不管是“读不下去”,还是CAO,都是一个意思,对这篇文章不满意。褒贬是常情。至少玛雅还读了全文呢,也是对作者笔耕的一种承认吧?
2,
网友 wrote:
其实这位MM的舌功比谁都凶啊,骂大街比泼妇凶多了,那个网她不去CAO?每次被踢走后,过不了几天就"忍无可忍"了,又来找骂了,可怜啊。
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