斑主,
我们能举办一个玛雅咖啡店贝尔文学奖吗?
- Re: 玛雅咖啡店贝尔文学奖posted on 10/04/2004
好啊,当然好啊,钱哪儿来?谁出奖金???
您能把钱找来,我让您当主席。 - Re: 玛雅咖啡店贝尔文学奖posted on 10/04/2004
应该是玛雅文学奖~
呵呵~ - Re: 玛雅咖啡店贝尔文学奖posted on 10/04/2004
不如弄个E-BOOK~把好的原创作品~弄成E--BOOK~
这样也好出书~哈哈~看好不好卖~~~
卖到钱作奖金~~~~~~
真是浪迹花边与柳边~卖诗又卖画了~~~~ - Re: 玛雅咖啡店贝尔文学奖posted on 10/04/2004
倒是好主意。
末黑小弟有想法。
但是E-book很多都是免费的,而且也不比网上看文章容易多少。
- Re: 玛雅咖啡店贝尔文学奖posted on 10/05/2004
斑主,
Can you open a window for donation in your coffee shop? Accept credit card, check and cash.
玛雅 wrote:
好啊,当然好啊,钱哪儿来?谁出奖金???
您能把钱找来,我让您当主席。 - posted on 10/05/2004
好的,就怕没人捐钱,而且我总觉得捐钱帮助文人的人常常都是没什么钱的,都是劳苦大众,他们捐钱,我很愧疚。 我很想做点劫富济贫的事情,希望去“斩大户”。
我知道天底下最知道大户人家门槛的就是律师先生,而且是商业律师。 所以这里的律师朋友要多多出力,帮助玛姐姐游说,做fundraisers。
有些人很知道门路的,知道如何申请基金。
看到右派分子们整天在吵吵说给穷人的welfares 太多的时候,我就特生气。说实在的,西方社会(特别是美国)富得流油。懂内情的人都知道这里面大有文章(我就知道NY州政府有一段时间发愁一笔钱不知用到什么地方花),美国政府的预算常常有许多的蹊跷,明白的律师先生们有的是文章做。 John Edwards就是专门吃大户的好律师。
给穷人几个钱,一个州几个million他们就哇啦哇啦叫,200 billion拿去打仗他们却一点儿都不心疼。 都不知这200 billion里面多少油水他们放到自己的口袋里去了。
说中国政府腐败,我知道美国政府的腐败就够多的了。
火山的建议很好。我会叫俺的帮手(末黑光荣当选)把这一块弄上去。
Volcano wrote:
斑主,
Can you open a window for donation in your coffee shop? Accept credit card, check and cash.
玛雅 wrote:
好啊,当然好啊,钱哪儿来?谁出奖金???
您能把钱找来,我让您当主席。 - posted on 10/05/2004
说贝尔,贝尔就到。 美国有个搞笑诺贝尔Ig Nobel。这是他们的网页:
http://www.improb.com/ig/ig-top.html
这是今年的得奖名单:
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The 2004 Ig Nobel Prize Winners
The 2004 Ig Nobel Prizes were awarded on Thursday evening, September 30, at the 14th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony, at Harvard's Sanders Theatre.
MEDICINE
Steven Stack of Wayne State University, Detroit, Michigan, USA and James Gundlach of Auburn University, Auburn, Alabama, USA, for their published report "The Effect of Country Music on Suicide."
PUBLISHED IN: Social Forces, vol. 71, no. 1, September 1992, pp. 211-8.
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: James Gundlach.
PHYSICS
Ramesh Balasubramaniam of the University of Ottawa, and Michael Turvey of the University of Connecticut and Haskins Laboratory, for exploring and explaining the dynamics of hula-hooping.
REFERENCE: "Coordination Modes in the Multisegmental Dynamics of Hula Hooping," Ramesh Balasubramaniam and Michael T. Turvey, Biological Cybernetics, vol. 90, no. 3, March 2004, pp. 176-90.
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Ramesh Balasubramaniam and Michael Turvey.
PUBLIC HEALTH
Jillian Clarke of the Chicago High School for Agricultural Sciences, and then Howard University, for investigating the scientific validity of the Five-Second Rule about whether it's safe to eat food that's been dropped on the floor.
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Jillian Clarke
CHEMISTRY
The Coca-Cola Company of Great Britain, for using advanced technology to convert liquid from the River Thames into Dasani, a transparent form of water, which for precautionary reasons has been made unavailable to consumers.
ENGINEERING
Donald J. Smith and his father, the late Frank J. Smith, of Orlando Florida, USA, for patenting the combover (U.S. Patent #4,022,227).
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Donald Smith's son, Scott Jackson Smith, and daughter, Heather Smith.
LITERATURE
The American Nudist Research Library of Kissimmee, Florida, USA, for preserving nudist history so that everyone can see it.
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Pamela Chestek, the daughter of ANRL director Helen Fisher.
PSYCHOLOGY
Daniel Simons of the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign and Christopher Chabris of Harvard University, for demonstrating that when people pay close attention to something, it's all too easy to overlook anything else -- even a man in a gorilla suit.
REFERENCE: "Gorillas in Our Midst," Daniel J. Simons and Christopher F. Chabris, vol. 28, Perception, 1999, pages 1059-74.
DEMO: <http://viscog.beckman.uiuc.edu/media/ig.html> WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Daniel Simons and Christopher Chabris.
ECONOMICS
The Vatican, for outsourcing prayers to India.
PEACE
Daisuke Inoue of Hyogo, Japan, for inventing karaoke, thereby providing an entirely new way for people to learn to tolerate each other
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Daisuke Inoue.
BIOLOGY
Ben Wilson of the University of British Columbia, Lawrence Dill of Simon Fraser University [Canada], Robert Batty of the Scottish Association for Marine Science, Magnus Whalberg of the University of Aarhus [Denmark], and Hakan Westerberg of Sweden's National Board of Fisheries, for showing that herrings apparently communicate by farting.
REFERENCE: "Sounds Produced by Herring (Clupea harengus) Bubble Release," Magnus Wahlberg and Håkan Westerberg, Aquatic Living Resources, vol. 16, 2003, pp. 271-5.
REFERENCE: "Pacific and Atlantic Herring Produce Burst Pulse Sounds," Ben Wilson, Robert S. Batty and Lawrence M. Dill, Biology Letters, vol. 271, 2003, pp. S95-S97.
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Lawrence Dill, Robert Batty, Magnus Whalberg, Hakan Westerberg.
The 2003 Ig Nobel Prize Winners
(Click here for details about the ceremony)
The 2003 Ig Nobel Prize winners were announced on Thursday evening, October 2, at the 13th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony, at Harvard's Sanders Theatre. Click here for details. The ceremony was telecast live on the Internet (click here to watch an archived videocast).
ENGINEERING
The late John Paul Stapp, the late Edward A. Murphy, Jr., and George Nichols, for jointly giving birth in 1949 to Murphy's Law, the basic engineering principle that "If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, someone will do it" (or, in other words: "If anything can go wrong, it will").
REFERENCE: "The Fastest Man on Earth," Nick T. Spark, Annals of Improbable Research, vol. 9, no. 5, Sept/Oct 2003.]
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: (1) Author Nick T. Spark , on behalf of John Paul Stapp's widow, Lilly. (2) Edward Murphy's Edward A. Murphy III, on behalf of his late father. (3) George Nichols, via audio tape.
PHYSICS
Jack Harvey, John Culvenor, Warren Payne, Steve Cowley, Michael Lawrance, David Stuart, and Robyn Williams of Australia, for their irresistible report "An Analysis of the Forces Required to Drag Sheep over Various Surfaces."
[PUBLISHED IN: Applied Ergonomics, vol. 33, no. 6, November 2002, pp. 523-31. A copy can be downloaded from http://www.culvenor.com/] WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: John Culvenor.
MEDICINE
Eleanor Maguire, David Gadian, Ingrid Johnsrude, Catriona Good, John Ashburner, Richard Frackowiak, and Christopher Frith of University College London, for presenting evidence that the brains of London taxi drivers are more highly developed than those of their fellow citizens.
[PUBLISHED IN: "Navigation-Related Structural Change In the Hippocampi of Taxi Drivers," Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, vol. 97, no. 8, April 11, 2000, pp. 4398-403. Also see their subsequent publications.]
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Eleanor Maguire.
PSYCHOLOGY
Gian Vittorio Caprara and Claudio Barbaranelli of the University of Rome, and Philip Zimbardo of Stanford University, for their discerning report "Politicians' Uniquely Simple Personalities."
[PUBLISHED IN: Nature, vol. 385, February 1997, p. 493.]
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Philip Zimbardo.
CHEMISTRY
Yukio Hirose of Kanazawa University, for his chemical investigation of a bronze statue, in the city of Kanazawa, that fails to attract pigeons.
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Yukio Hirose.
LITERATURE
John Trinkaus, of the Zicklin School of Business, New York City, for meticulously collecting data and publishing more than 80 detailed academic reports about things that annoyed him, such as:
What percentage of young people wear baseball caps with the peak facing to the rear rather than to the front; What percentage of pedestrians wear sport shoes that are white rather than some other color; What percentage of swimmers swim laps in the shallow end of a pool rather than the deep end; What percentage of automobile drivers almost, but not completely, come to a stop at one particular stop-sign; What percentage of commuters carry attaché cases; What percentage of shoppers exceed the number of items permitted in a supermarket's express checkout lane; and What percentage of students dislike the taste of Brussels sprouts.
REFERENCE: 86 of Professor Trinkaus's publications are listed in "Trinkaus -- An Informal Look," Annals of Improbable Research, vol. 9, no. 3, May/Jun 2003.
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: John Trinkaus.
ECONOMICS
Karl Schwärzler and the nation of Liechtenstein, for making it possible to rent the entire country for corporate conventions, weddings, bar mitzvahs, and other gatherings.
REFERENCE:and WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Karl Schwärzler.
INTERDISCIPLINARY RESEARCH
Stefano Ghirlanda, Liselotte Jansson, and Magnus Enquist of Stockholm University, for their inevitable report "Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans."
[PUBLISHED IN: Human Nature, vol. 13, no. 3, 2002, pp. 383-9.]
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: All three co-authors.
PEACE
Lal Bihari, of Uttar Pradesh, India, for a triple accomplishment: First, for leading an active life even though he has been declared legally dead; Second, for waging a lively posthumous campaign against bureaucratic inertia and greedy relatives; and Third, for creating the Association of Dead People.
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Lal Bihari overcame the handicap of being dead, and managed to obtain a passport from the Indian government so that he could travel to Harvard to accept his Prize. However, the U.S. government refused to allow him into the country. His friend Madhu Kapoor therefore came to the Ig Nobel Ceremony and accepted the Prize on behalf of Lal Bihari. Several weeks later, the Prize was presented to Lal Bihari himself in a special ceremony in India. [NOTE: Filmmaker Satish Kaushik will be making a film about the life (and death and life) of Lal Bihari.]
BIOLOGY
C.W. Moeliker, of Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, the Netherlands, for documenting the first scientifically recorded case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck.
[REFERENCE: "The First Case of Homosexual Necrophilia in the Mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves: Anatidae)" C.W. Moeliker, Deinsea, vol. 8, 2001, pp. 243-7. Photographs can be viewed at <http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm>]
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Kees Moeliker.
- posted on 10/05/2004
以偏概全梳头法非常有市场,应大力推广。
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新快报讯一年一度的世界诺贝尔奖评选是为人们所熟知的,但是不少人恐怕不太了解诺贝尔奖还有一个“姐妹奖”———伊格诺贝尔奖(IgNobel,又称搞笑诺贝尔奖)。设立它的是著名的哈佛大学以及剑桥大学幽默科学杂志《不可思议研究年报》,它与真正的诺贝尔奖几乎同期颁奖。评奖要求是“不寻常、幽默、有想象力”。
今年,伊格诺贝尔奖已经迎来了自己的13岁生日,这次颁奖典礼于9月30日在哈佛大学
礼堂内举行。
工程学大奖:背头掩盖秃顶
获得本届伊格诺贝尔奖工程学大奖的是美国佛罗里达州的弗兰克·史密斯,他的“发明”只是用把头发向后梳,从而掩饰自己难看的秃顶。
通过长期精心计算,他得出结论,秃顶者必须把头发留到一定的长度,将一部分头发向后方梳整齐,然后用定型摩丝固定住,然后将另一部分头发梳自然地到一侧,这样,发型效果最令人满意。他还为自己这一研究成果申请了专利。
图为获化学大奖的达萨尼牌纯净水
化学大奖:达萨尼牌纯净水
获得今年化学大奖的是著名的可口可乐公司,他们今年推出了一种达萨尼(Dasani)牌瓶装纯净水,这种500毫升装饮料外包装以天蓝色为底调,画面配有湖畔田园式风光画,看起来相当漂亮,但是抽样调查显示,它的原料完全是英国当地的自来水,这使得上市才一个月的饮料大量被退回。
英国食品标准署在检验后表示,达萨尼纯净水溴酸盐的含量严重超标,虽然短期内不会对饮用者的身体健康带来任何危害,但是长期饮用这种高溴酸盐含量的饮品,将增加癌症的患病率。
图为一位接受搞笑诺贝尔奖的科学家展示其会发出香气的树蛙
和平大奖:听乡村音乐可能导致自杀
获得伊格诺贝尔和平奖的是美国阿拉巴马大学的社会学学者吉姆·冈德拉施,他的“学术成果”是听乡村音乐很可能会导致自杀。其实,他早在1992年就已经把自己的研究心得写成论文,公开发表出去,当时,还有人写信来指责他胡言乱语。
其他奖项:“5秒钟定律”“5秒钟定律”说的是,如果在食物落地5秒钟之内把它捡起来,它就可以继续放入嘴中吃。这个“定律”的提出者是个名叫吉里安· 克拉克的女中学生。她在伊利诺伊大学擦地时无意中发现,学校的地面相当干净,连细菌都很少,所以她想出了这一“定律”。
- posted on 10/05/2004
劫富济贫啊?!怎么个劫法?咖啡馆里的人,哪些算贫哪些算富?呵呵。精神还算富有但没钱的怎么办?
玛雅 wrote:
好的,就怕没人捐钱,而且我总觉得捐钱帮助文人的人常常都是没什么钱的,都是劳苦大众,他们捐钱,我很愧疚。 我很想做点劫富济贫的事情,希望去“斩大户”。
我知道天底下最知道大户人家门槛的就是律师先生,而且是商业律师。 所以这里的律师朋友要多多出力,帮助玛姐姐游说,做fundraisers。
有些人很知道门路的,知道如何申请基金。
看到右派分子们整天在吵吵说给穷人的welfares 太多的时候,我就特生气。说实在的,西方社会(特别是美国)富得流油。懂内情的人都知道这里面大有文章(我就知道NY州政府有一段时间发愁一笔钱不知用到什么地方花),美国政府的预算常常有许多的蹊跷,明白的律师先生们有的是文章做。 John Edwards就是专门吃大户的好律师。
给穷人几个钱,一个州几个million他们就哇啦哇啦叫,200 billion拿去打仗他们却一点儿都不心疼。 都不知这200 billion里面多少油水他们放到自己的口袋里去了。
说中国政府腐败,我知道美国政府的腐败就够多的了。
火山的建议很好。我会叫俺的帮手(末黑光荣当选)把这一块弄上去。
Volcano wrote:
斑主,
Can you open a window for donation in your coffee shop? Accept credit card, check and cash.
玛雅 wrote:
好啊,当然好啊,钱哪儿来?谁出奖金???
您能把钱找来,我让您当主席。 - posted on 10/05/2004
中秋刚过,又见月弓.
古月长弓 wrote:
劫富济贫啊?!怎么个劫法?咖啡馆里的人,哪些算贫哪些算富?呵呵。精神还算富有但没钱的怎么办?
玛雅 wrote:
好的,就怕没人捐钱,而且我总觉得捐钱帮助文人的人常常都是没什么钱的,都是劳苦大众,他们捐钱,我很愧疚。 我很想做点劫富济贫的事情,希望去“斩大户”。
我知道天底下最知道大户人家门槛的就是律师先生,而且是商业律师。 所以这里的律师朋友要多多出力,帮助玛姐姐游说,做fundraisers。
有些人很知道门路的,知道如何申请基金。
看到右派分子们整天在吵吵说给穷人的welfares 太多的时候,我就特生气。说实在的,西方社会(特别是美国)富得流油。懂内情的人都知道这里面大有文章(我就知道NY州政府有一段时间发愁一笔钱不知用到什么地方花),美国政府的预算常常有许多的蹊跷,明白的律师先生们有的是文章做。 John Edwards就是专门吃大户的好律师。
给穷人几个钱,一个州几个million他们就哇啦哇啦叫,200 billion拿去打仗他们却一点儿都不心疼。 都不知这200 billion里面多少油水他们放到自己的口袋里去了。
说中国政府腐败,我知道美国政府的腐败就够多的了。
火山的建议很好。我会叫俺的帮手(末黑光荣当选)把这一块弄上去。
Volcano wrote:
斑主,
Can you open a window for donation in your coffee shop? Accept credit card, check and cash.
玛雅 wrote:
好啊,当然好啊,钱哪儿来?谁出奖金???
您能把钱找来,我让您当主席。 - Re: 玛雅咖啡店贝尔文学奖posted on 10/05/2004
咖啡店里没有富人,我说的富,是美国坏蛋大富人。比如布什钱尼家族。
古月长弓 wrote:
劫富济贫啊?!怎么个劫法?咖啡馆里的人,哪些算贫哪些算富?呵呵。精神还算富有但没钱的怎么办? - posted on 10/05/2004
不过我倒喜欢布什的~~~~~
不管它恐怖不恐怖~至少我见到伊拉克有参加点国际比赛了~~~~
这点解放,我觉得200亿就值得~~因为萨达姆老兄以前(听说的)不给伊拉克参加体育比赛~这就不好了~~
再说车臣问题~我一直以为车臣TMD那么恐怖做什么?难怪俄罗斯那么想一灭其而后快~
但是,我有一天,之后便连续几天,看了美国电视台关于车臣生活的采访和报道~
其实车臣也很惨~俄罗斯侵略他们(车臣的人说)~随便杀他们~大学生上课都人心惶惶~很多男人莫名其妙被杀掉~他们剩下妇孺(捉完男人捉女人)~到处藏着阻击手,上帝啊,人们怎么不去问问普京,这一切属实?总统先生你说实话了吗?为何车臣和俄罗斯今日的罪孽如此深重?独立只能意味着鱼死网破?
假如我们是车臣人,我们甘愿这样继续下去?结果有了"黑寡妇"跑去莫斯科的~~大家不要担心~炸弹只能炸死几个人~
我印象中,有一个妈妈抱着刚出世的孩子说:"普京先生,看看我们车臣未来的总统!"
在有些人中国家和政权大于一切~人民的生活,他们只用玩耍的时间来考虑和处理~
去他妈的!!!
布什打仗罪大恶极,战争是否正义?(战争还有正义的吗?)或许不太重要了,重要的是战后能带来什么?是否带来了进步和自由.兵乃利器,圣人无奈而用之~智者从来与暴力没有联系~
真正的历史学家会考查一切,没有足够的透明度,什么都是虚假的.把自己的性命托付给什么样的人?美国,至少知道他们的总统出战了,好战,有钱,会玩手段.他隐瞒了些东西最后(不久)就被揪出来,大家茶余饭后讨论了政治,军事,社会事件.
但伊拉克人呢~车臣呢~还有俄罗斯人~~~~很多人死的时候~TMD什么都不知道~就像地震一样~生命就结束了,来不及写遗嘱~~~~~~
我帮布什先生辩护,不知道能否获得佣金(在获得正式委托后,我将继续替布什先生辩护)????玛雅姐姐帮我联系一下~顶多五五分帐(卡卡) - posted on 10/05/2004
小末黑,你少了个0, 200B是2000亿美金啊,知道那是什么概念吗?够我们吃饱喝足几千年!
末黑 wrote:
不过我倒喜欢布什的~~~~~
不管它恐怖不恐怖~至少我见到伊拉克有参加点国际比赛了~~~~
这点解放,我觉得200亿就值得~~因为萨达姆老兄以前(听说的)不给伊拉克参加体育比赛~这就不好了~~
再说车臣问题~我一直以为车臣TMD那么恐怖做什么?难怪俄罗斯那么想一灭其而后快~
但是,我有一天,之后便连续几天,看了美国电视台关于车臣生活的采访和报道~
其实车臣也很惨~俄罗斯侵略他们(车臣的人说)~随便杀他们~大学生上课都人心惶惶~很多男人莫名其妙被杀掉~他们剩下妇孺(捉完男人捉女人)~到处藏着阻击手,上帝啊,人们怎么不去问问普京,这一切属实?总统先生你说实话了吗?为何车臣和俄罗斯今日的罪孽如此深重?独立只能意味着鱼死网破?
假如我们是车臣人,我们甘愿这样继续下去?结果有了"黑寡妇"跑去莫斯科的~~大家不要担心~炸弹只能炸死几个人~
我印象中,有一个妈妈抱着刚出世的孩子说:"普京先生,看看我们车臣未来的总统!"
在有些人中国家和政权大于一切~人民的生活,他们只用玩耍的时间来考虑和处理~
去他妈的!!!
布什打仗罪大恶极,战争是否正义?(战争还有正义的吗?)或许不太重要了,重要的是战后能带来什么?是否带来了进步和自由.兵乃利器,圣人无奈而用之~智者从来与暴力没有联系~
真正的历史学家会考查一切,没有足够的透明度,什么都是虚假的.把自己的性命托付给什么样的人?美国,至少知道他们的总统出战了,好战,有钱,会玩手段.他隐瞒了些东西最后(不久)就被揪出来,大家茶余饭后讨论了政治,军事,社会事件.
但伊拉克人呢~车臣呢~还有俄罗斯人~~~~很多人死的时候~TMD什么都不知道~就像地震一样~生命就结束了,来不及写遗嘱~~~~~~
我帮布什先生辩护,不知道能否获得佣金(在获得正式委托后,我将继续替布什先生辩护)????玛雅姐姐帮我联系一下~顶多五五分帐(卡卡) - Re: 玛雅咖啡店贝尔文学奖posted on 10/05/2004
都说我英语不好的啦~~~~~~~~
不幸中的万幸~~~~~哈哈~花的不是我的钱~~~~~~~~~
不管他了,问他需要会讲中文的辩护律师吗?哈哈~
他会2000亿去做个坏人,难道不肯花2亿做个好人吗?
好人比坏人容易做多了~~~也请劳烦转告~~~~~~~~
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